CRIMINALLY GOOD COOKIES

big bites, little bites, all the bites—build your box

Every Cookie Cartel batch is made with premium ingredients, small-batch precision, and just the right amount of rule-breaking.
CRAVED. RAVED. REVIEWED.
  • ★★★★★
    Incredible cookies. They are always fresh, have a great variation of flavours and just the right amount of sweetness. Consistently great quality and my top spot for a treat.
    Gem S
  • ★★★★★
    Best cookies i've ever had! Cooked to perfection and i haven't tried a flavour I didn't like - although the red velvet will always be my fave!
    Jade C
  • ★★★★★
    As a cookie lover, these are my favourite cookies EVER! Guarantee these are better than any viral cookie you've ever tried, you won't be disappointed.
    Claire E

THE FULL STASH

Meet the Cookie Cartel

Hi! We are Dan & Mollie. We bake criminally good cookies from scratch, fresh in-house every day. No shortcuts. No secrets. Just big, bold, gooey goodness. One bite and you're in the Cartel.


Want to bribe your coworkers (or your boss)?

For corporate orders, please email us at hello@cookie-cartel.com

got questions? we’re all ears (and crumbs).

  • Our cookies are baked fresh and stay at their prime for 3-4 days at room temp (if they even last that long). want to stash them for later? freeze ‘em for up to 3 months.

  • We’re working on it — the cookie cartel’s always cooking up new plans. keep an eye out for special drops

  • Of course. this is your heist — build your box your way.

  • We deliver nationwide. from city streets to country hideouts, we’ll get the goods to you.

  • Flour, butter, sugar, chocolate — and a whole lotta love (and maybe a sprinkle of mischief). check the menu for full ingredient info.

visit us in store

Cookie Cartel
236 Brick Ln, London
E2 7EB

These aren’t just cookies. They’re handcrafted indulgence with attitude.

Shop Now